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Stumble Towards Death
Stumble Towards Death
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Birthday Skull
Birthday Skull
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Cheers
Cheers
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Birthday Gravestone
Birthday Gravestone
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The World Is Messed Up
The World Is Messed Up
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I'm So Glad Neither of Us Have Fucked This Up Yet
I'm So Glad Neither of Us Have Fucked This Up Yet
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I Don't Hate You As Much As Everyone Else
I Don't Hate You As Much As Everyone Else
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I Only Love Bacon Slightly More Than You
I Only Love Bacon Slightly More Than You
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I Gave You This Card, Now Can We Screw?
I Gave You This Card, Now Can We Screw?
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Love Is Fleeting
Love Is Fleeting
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I Need You Like Water In My Lungs
I Need You Like Water In My Lungs
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You Are My Sunshine
You Are My Sunshine
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You Blow Me Away
You Blow Me Away
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Budget Card
Budget Card
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Yay
Yay
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Wipe My Ass
Wipe My Ass
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It Was Probably Luck
It Was Probably Luck
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Drink To Forget
Drink To Forget
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You Don't Have To Smile
You Don't Have To Smile
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What A Fucking Quitter
What A Fucking Quitter
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