Satisfactory Parental Unit

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  • Regular price $9.00

About Our Cards

  • Handcrafted, high-quality 5"x7" bi-fold greeting card printed on heavyweight 140lb cardstock.
  • Send directly to the recipient or to yourself.
  • Personalized message is printed on the inside of the card. Upgrade to a handwritten message for that extra touch.
  • Ships with a black envelope and mini envelope sticker.

About Despair Factory

Despair Factory is a small, independent business founded on the principals of craftmanship, social good, environmental sustainability, and an insufferable sense of dark humor. Despite the nihilistic tone of the brand, our mission is to help leave the world a little bit better than we found it. To that end, 10% of our profits will go to mental health organizations.